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April 27, 2009

Top 10 Reasons You Know That You Love & Trust Your Husband

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There are many things that men do that women will put up with for love. You know, the little things that just drive you crazy, cause you to nag, or in my case just laugh it off.  At this point in our marriage I know that I absolutely love and trust my husband.  Why else would I be able to calmly handle the incidents presented in the list below without going ballistic?

I think many women out there endure similar situations, so I have compiled a list of things that husbands in general seem to do. The things that drive some of us  to nag and things that my husband does that other women would quite possibly pop a vein over.

  1. You put up with the snoring, obligingly putting in ear plugs to drown out the noise instead of pushing him off of the bed.
  2. You find him in a car with a woman he forgot to mention was there, when he stopped home to pick something up and you never bring it up.
  3. He tells you he “accidentally” brushed a web/tv celebrity’s ass when they were taking a picture together and mentions how nice it was. You laugh it off.
  4. He refuses to use google maps even though he has a horrible sense of direction and the GPS malfunctions every time you get into the car taking you much longer to get where you are going.
  5. Anytime he finishes the last of something in the fridge or the freezer he leaves the empty box in there for…I don’t have any idea what for!  So I know to put it on the grocery list?  How thoughtful.
  6. He goes out for fast food and gets your order wrong even though you always order the same thing. You don’t retaliate by cooking something he hates.
  7. He calls out other woman’s names while sleeping, sometimes co-workers names.  You don’t even hint about him having an office romance.
  8. He comes home and drops his keys, wallet, shoes, socks, bag, etc. in the middle of the room or strewn about the place as soon as he walks in the door.  You have just spent all day tidying up and making sure everything is in its place.  You don’t immediately throw everything out the window and shove the socks in his mouth.
  9. A few hours after depositing his items about the house, he will come to you and ask where said items are located because he can’t find them.  You politely remind him, as you do each day,  about the entry way table with a key bowl and space for his things, which you set up so they could be easily stored and found.
  10. You ask if he would like something to eat, he replies no.  You prepare yourself something and immediately upon him seeing it he decides he is ravenous and continues to ask for bites until you resign and make more food.  Your drink has now become his drink, along with any candy you may have fantasized about eating.